Is that Collegiate Fanny on the phone?
Listen, honey, to my moan,
You had better be alone, sweetheart,
Ah, ee, ow!

No more bashfulness for me,
Since I found this recipee,
College love's the thing for me, sweetheart!

You have a way of campus petting that's perfection,
So in a moment I'll be going in your direction!

Where's my slicker, all aboard,
Be there quicker than a Ford,
Collegiate Fanny, you're the one for m